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  • Bill Nye Boo'd In Texas For Saying The Moon Reflects The Sun

    satanicpowerpop:

    monsieur-antichrist:

    zeitgeistmovement:

    Bill Nye, the harmless children’s edu-tainer known as “The Science Guy,” managed to offend a select group of adults in Waco, Texas at a presentation, when he suggested that the moon does not emit light, but instead reflects the light of the sun.

    As even most elementary-school graduates know, the moon reflects the light of the sun but produces no light of its own.

    But don’t tell that to the good people of Waco, who were “visibly angered by what some perceived as irreverence,” according to the Waco Tribune.

    Nye was in town to participate in McLennan Community College’s Distinguished Lecture Series. He gave two lectures on such unfunny and adult topics as global warming, Mars exploration, and energy consumption.

    But nothing got people as riled as when he brought up Genesis 1:16, which reads: “God made two great lights — the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars.”

    The lesser light, he pointed out, is not a light at all, but only a reflector.

    At this point, several people in the audience stormed out in fury. One woman yelled “We believe in God!” and left with three children, thus ensuring that people across America would read about the incident and conclude that Waco is as nutty as they’d always suspected.

    another nail in the coffin of common sense

    Bill Nye sturrin’ up a ruckus. He don’t care none. He bad as fuck.

    Bill Nye+Southern Fanatics=Automatic reblog

    Posted on April 27, 2011 via Social Uprooting with 416 notes

    Source: socialuprooting

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      Well, they are certainly living up to their slogan of “Keep Waco Wacko”. :P
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      IF YOU FUCK WITH BILL NYE, YOU FUCK WITH ME. DDDDDDDDDDDDD
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      Awhh hell nah. You don’t yell at Bill like that!
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      zeitgeistmovement: Bill Nye, the harmless children’s edu-tainer known as “The Science Guy,” managed to offend a select...
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      The worst thing about this is that Bill Nye probably feels like shit for offending these people. I would, even though it...
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